clumsy

Yep folks, I really couldn't get much more clumsy and un-coordinated if I tried, every single day I am either falling off my bed, walking into things, tripping over things, falling over things or walking into walls, especially the hallway wall on the corner, and each time I do, I am sooooo shocked and surprised and I am like 'hey, how the fuck did you get there? you weren't there before'!!!!  -.- 
This just happened......

iFail- I forgot the little table was beside my bed and I wasn't looking when I got off my bed and fell ass over tit over it D: I wacked my noggin on the mirrored wardrobe. :O ahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahaaaa now that my friends takes years worth of talent and 
skills! ;)